Willie,
Maybe it’s your boyish good looks, or your wacky hat-beard combinations, or the way your two teeth glisten in the setting summer sun. The truth is there are many reasons why I’ve fallen for you. I love the way you can catch and cook a squirrel using only dental floss, a paper clip, chewing gum, a magnifying glass, and dynamite. I love how you’ve assembled your entire wardrobe by redeeming points you’ve collected from various tobacco products. I love your undying devotion to the television show “Lost” and the related blog you update regularly. But most of all Willie, I love you--and your mad skills between the sheets. Will you marry me?
-Deb
.ben
5 comments:
wow! amazing!
that is hilarious.
Charlie, this is you in 30 years if you're not careful. Maybe lay off the cigarettes, Lost, and communicating to the outside world via your blog. I’m scared for you.
I feel like that "LOST" jab might've been directed at me. That hurts. But then, the truth often does.
.charlie
Charlie has a lost blog? Wow, what a funny coincidence!
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