Baby of Fortune Update

Well Husker Fans (and fans of me getting to go to see the Huskers play USC), things are progressing swimmingly with my sister's pregnancy. If that first sentence completely confused/disgusted you, click here and read this post. That oughtta clear things up.

Now then. Karen e-mailed me with some bad news. Don't worry, all is well with the baby, but she said, "The doc thinks it's gonna be late." What does he know? Who is this "doc?" What kind of self-respecting medical professional lets his patients refer to him as "doc?" I don't trust him.

Now I'm no "doctor," (I'll pause here to allow you to cope with the shock. Still pausing. Ready? Ok) but I think we can defy God/Mother Nature/Dave Coulier here. Let's get this party started...

Karen, I want you to put your baby as close to your computer speakers as you can. Then click play on the video below:



That's right, it's the 2007 Husker Tunnel Walk (please ignore the lame ass video that will undoubtedly be laughed at by USC fans in a few weeks).

What better way to coax 'Lil Red (your baby) out of hiding than to give him the Tunnel Walk!? What baby doesn't want to enter the world in the same way the Huskers enter Memorial Stadium every Saturday? That's a good way to start life. Now if you'd like to begin a slow clap that progressively gets louder and faster, that could help, too.

Okay, that's all my Uncle Joey (Uncle Charlie, actually) advice for the day. I hope you're doing well, staying healthy and getting ready. In all honesty I'm so proud of you, and can't wait to meet the little sucker... who will be born on September 10th.

cheers.
.charlie