I'm happy to announce a new weekly feature here at Just Above Kansas. It is loosely (and by "loosely" I mean "completely") based on a weekly feature in the Lincoln Journal Star. Celebrate Nebraska is a 20-page insert that runs every Sunday, where anyone can submit a picture of a friend or family member, write a little blurb and then sit back and watch the disintegration of that friendship as the entire readership of the LJS has a good laugh. These pictures are often 20-30 years out of date, making them all the more awesome. If you're not familiar with this wonderful taste of local flavor, fear not: click here for the online version. I recommend perusing the "Celebrations!" section for the choicest photos.
But what about Nebraskans with lesser-known accomplishments? Not everyone is blessed with friends who love them enough to permanently, publicly humiliate them. This is where we come in. Each week, we'll be celebrating Nebraska's overlooked achievers, searching far and wide to find those whose accomplishments may otherwise go unnoticed. And so, without further adieu, I present to you the first installment of...
Celebrate Nebraska Rejects
Tim (aka Timosius the Destroyer),Congratulations on becoming a level 18 warlord. The killer instinct you showed by using the Blessing of Might in the Eastern Plaguelands on that noob Paladin reminded me how overrated an actual social life would be. The battle resumes in your parents' basement, tonight at 8. I'll bring the Cool Ranch Doritos and Mountain Dew.
Sincerely,
Robert (aka The Beastmaster)
2 comments:
ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha.
after we finish playing our video games, can we go play D&D?
What a good idea, mr. charlie. Who's to say how many people are left out of the celebrate every week just because they couldn't fit one more 'nifty at fifty' in. thank you for giving everyone an opportunity to shine.
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