Hmmmm. No corporate logos, no URL, no anything. But the thing does look somewhat professionally done, what with the little graphical elements and color choices -- an amateur probably would've gone for black and white, right?
So here are the possible explanations for who would be apologizing to the city, and why...
- Mayor Chris Beutler (the new guy) for slashing youth sports from Lincoln's budget, rendering Lincoln's youth an entire generation of Bad News Bears. He's a nice guy, and I think he'll be a good mayor, but he did kind of screw that up.
- Maurice Purify for accidentally turning into a Miami Hurricane for a few weeks there.
- Alltel Wireless and/or Time Warner Cable for general bastardness.
- Cliffs and WC's for both closing for remodeling/moving at the same time, leaving me with nowhere to drown my sorrows after work.
- Rod Kush for years of agonizingly bad commercials that, for some reason, always ran during The Simpsons when I was growing up.
.cheers
charlie.
2 comments:
I think it’s Cliffs apologizing for moving next to Mainstreet. Let’s hope they don’t get any ideas and start serving drinks out of plastic cups that haven’t been washed since ’97.
i think it's the entire casts and crews of The Office and Lost, apologizing to me for completely taking over my life on wednesday and thursday nights.
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